Human teeth length. Wolves aren't like dogs. SARS-CoV-2 likely originated in bats (scientists aren’t yet sure which species) and was transferred to humans by an intermediary host. Welcome to December and Happy Holidays. Yep. Cape buffalos are quite heavy, weighing in at 1.5 tons and, stand tall at 1.7 meters high and approximately 2.8 meters long. What is the strongest Animal a Human can beat? What animals can a human win in a fight to death without any weapons? Think police dog on attack mode plus. The biggest living crocodile in captivity is an 18-footer in Australia, although the biggest ever caught was a 20-foot saltwater crocodile caught in the Philippines that died last February. To us, this visual field feels pretty decent. It's not likely a human could defeat something like a polar bear but it's not impossible. The functions of this response were first described in the early 1900s. If he was well trained, maybe he could take a hippo, though spears are a more common hunting weapon. Still an extremely powerful and intimidating animal on the battlefield to be sure though. (about 6 feet tall and 70 kgs). A wolf would be a challenge too, but you said strongest not deadliest. Users may not make more than 5 Posts per day. Some people point out the fact that animals are capable of suffering. Now if a human went against a lion, that would be a completely different story. Comments consisting of a single image or gif to provoke drama or as a non-responsive reply to the thread. Posts with no details or specifications whatsoever. If there's water nearby, the croc is just going to drag him to the water and then have his merry way with him. [–]BigStereotype 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), The whole story was hilarious. Ah truth. The intensity of events can lead to serious anxiety issues and pull us away from leading a peaceful and happy life. The human visual field covers approximately 50–60 degrees horizontally and 50–70 degrees vertically. Could I kill a dog? EDIT: No man-made weapons obviously, a human can still be a selection though. Any animal CAN beat a lion, including tuna. I guess this is the answer if you interpret the question as "what is the strongest animal a human would have the possiblity of beating?" I can handle just about any animal on earth. Bears do not go out of their way to attack humans but will also not think twice about charging a human who trespasses on their territory or threatens their young. Holy. Some people simply don’t believe in animal rights, and governments have failed to produce legislation that protects all animals from human predation. Social animals such as Humans used fists because they need their social groups for livihood and safety -- they just need to establish social boundaries. Try outlining arenas, special conditions, multiple rounds and specifying the universe/version of characters if you're looking for a good discussion. Well theoretically humans can kill every animal 0.1/10 if they can use stuff that lies around, just pierce an elephant with a pointy rock and hope the wound gets infected and he succumbs to sickness. But the only land animal I can see myself losing to is a bear. [–]mx_skaminy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). Just poke it with your finger. This now includes "You vs" posts as of 29/10/2018; details on why are included in this modpost. Over exploitation of exotic wildlife is definitely not a new thing. It shows the reasons we want to protect animals. Each and every animal reacts differently to human interaction and the general rule of thumb is to be aware of the signs and be prepared at all times. You do what you can with what you've got and that's that. Humans will want to outlast or trick their opponents. Humans are severely underestimated in terms of how powerful we are unarmed. Scorpions are among the oldest creatures to ever live on earth. [–]Dorocche 79 points80 points81 points 5 years ago (6 children), [–][deleted] 76 points77 points78 points 5 years ago (0 children). The humans have size (in most cases), strength and technology on their side, but many of our most advanced weapons are either surprisingly vulnerable to bird attack (eg. With many cities in India expanding into land that used to be jungles, snakes have been forced to deal with ever-encroaching human population and activity. They then reformed into a more traditional line and slugged it out with Carthage. [–]Imperium_Dragon 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children). The constant stress loads create an underlying tension and keep us feeling on-edge, ready for the next shoe to drop. Humans have enlisted animals to help fight their wars since prehistoric times, and some of the world’s earliest historical sources tell of battles between ancient warlords in horse-drawn chariots. Bare hands? From the many species of animals, humans belong to only Homo Sapiens. But any wildlife animal’s behavior can be unpredictable. Also don't forget that the elephants Carthage used were a much smaller variety than the African Bull elephant or the Indian variety used in war. use the following search parameters to narrow your results: Find a flair you like, click it, and send the message it brings you to exactly as-is. I keep seeing bears and wolves and things like that but you guys don't seem to understand how sharp their claws and fangs get or how powerful they actually are. Every year millions of people swim in the sea, the domain of the jellyfish. A cheeta might be able to or another cat or big dog. Funny enough, humans can beat lots of things via fear and exhaustion, but of course you explicitly said physical. Human is bloodlusted. Drive the spear butt into the ground, get it to charge you, hope you hit a vital organ as the elephant drives a 10' pole into its chest cavity. - Have a nice time watching our content. Yes, spiders can be killed. A sperm whale would honestly be way more impressive. Having the high ground is a game changer. I was thinking in the sense of sneaking up on it. [–]DeathDevilize 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child). Have you seen the bullets they put in elephant guns? We lob antibiotic missiles at bacteria and toss vaccine-shaped grenades at viruses. Ant. Obviously a human can't outrun most animals but we can climb trees, jump on rocks, etc. We issue warnings if we believe the user means well but we are not obligated to do so. Fists are great weapons. What is the strongest Animal a Human can beat? Granted, there are a bunch of humans and a non bloodlusted elephant but they still do it. Round 1 may indicate a man of average proportions, but not necessarily an average man, and the question is not whether it is likely, but whether it is doable. Anything below the level of a timberwolf is killable at least 4/10, if both are bloodlusted. Then again, one can simply argue, why not? However, when they are around and in large numbers local lifeguard services usually close off beaches. human) and quick enough to not make a sure thing. Dogs aren't the only animals who suffer in fighting rings; this inhumane "entertainment" also affects roosters used for cockfighting and hogs pitted against dogs in hog-dog fighting events. So the largest animal would be a Black or Grizzly Bear. many different definitions depending on the source or the person you ask What are the differences between humans and animals? Deer that cross highways are often transfixed by vehicle headlights and freeze in place, this often leads to collisions along lonely stretches of highway in the U.S. and other parts of the world where there are deer. As to the wolf the human could probably come out on top, wolves are used to hunting in packs using teamwork. If humans deserve to be liberated, why not liberate animals? Check out our Official Submission Template for a few suggestions on how you can structure your battle with additional conditions and formatting to make it more interesting. Simple Controls & Funny Animals & Exciting Battles!!! ROUND 1 - No equipment whatsoever, though he may use objects usually found on the floor in his opponents natural habitat. ROUND 3: Even a peak humans punch pales in comparison with a gorilla. [–]brown_felt_hat 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (9 children). Share. Why stop there? I'm very certain a single human cannot kill an elephant with a melee weapon. Fight-or-flight response, response to an acute threat to survival that is marked by physical changes, including nervous and endocrine changes, that prepare a human or an animal to react or to retreat. Round 2 you've got a chance against bears and wolves simply because if they … Further, while beating a bear is super unlikely unarmed, with a bear-spear or even a sword wielded with skill, it's still unlikely but within the realm of possibility. See this post for details. Mosquitoes are present in all countries in the world, they are even known to survive in harsh environments like volcanic craters and arctic regions. A great white shark, so long as the fight is on dry land. A dog trained to fight humans (K9 german shepherd or something) you're dead if it wants you dead. Elephants devastated mass formations of spearmen (in flanking/rear actions, mostly, but the guys in the front line would have turned to fight them). A variety of colors lets them blend into their natural environment; they are able hold their breath for hours and swim silently underwater up to their unsuspecting prey. On top of the killer list is the Indian cobra. Round 1. All the while, you have been gored and trampled. [–]thereddaikon 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). This can be done by throwing a few spears at it and then tracking it. There's fear, and then there's this. Snakes are blamed for an average of 50,000 kills a year around the world. ROUND 3 - Like round 1 but with a realistic peak human. Remember, the mods are humans, and we realize you're human, too. I think a human could beat a crocodile out of water via exhaustion. I’m not dumb enough to think I could beat up a gorilla, or an orangutan, or even a chimpanzee. There's a reason a spear was the most commonly fielded weapon in history. But you gotta stare those tusks down to do that. [–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (4 children). Have you read about the Peloponnesian Wars? Around 75 people around the world are attacked by sharks each year. Scipio had tens of thousands (I want to say 50,000 but it's been a while) of men, all extremely proficient soldiers. It takes a SERIOUS punch to get through its hide. [–]derek223556 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children). The human body is capable of much more than what many people's mental fortitude allow them to endure. the human is strong and raised in jungle. But there are many reasons why human rights proponents can possibly support animal welfare. actually, the human's best bet is to aim for the mouth. Give a man a zweihander and some luck, could kill a bear, moose, buffalo. Pigs can also get infected with human flu viruses, so they make a good mixing pot for new flu. Any posts that do not promote evidence-based debate. That's really just like a giant horse. No way a human has more than a 1/100 chance against a bear, and that's being generous. 10 Animals That Can Detect What Humans Can't; 10 Animals Humans Are Driving To Extinction On Purpose; 10 Times Wild Animals Saved Humans; 10 Animals Humans Need To Survive Share. It might take days even but eventually it will bleed out. [–]blahlicus 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child), i agree that scipio is a worthy opponent for hannibal tactically, they are close enough, but i do feel that hannibal is the vastly superiour one within the same weight class, i would disagree on the notion that scipio is more strategically competent, the biggest difference between hannibal and scipio is the fact that one of them had massive support from their government whilst the other basically did not have any support, hannibal cannot conduct sieges because his country refuses to support him, sieges are expensive and takes a lot of supplies, supplies that he will have to receive from someone (*cough government), Hannibal squandered his advantage after Cannae, like i said, he lacked support from his government, his soldiers are exhausted, diminished and wounded from cannae, his supplies are low, he cannot afford a siege on rome without potentially throwing his entire army away, and its not easy to siege a city when every single male in the city served in the military at some point, [–]BigStereotype 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). No poison/venom and no use of infectious bacteria etc. Admit when you don't know. Forget the cuddly teddy bears you used to have as a child, real bears are huge hulks of muscle, teeth and claws. Overly broad, vague or opinion-reliant posts. The species of shark held responsible for most attacks is the Great White Shark which ranges in habitat from the coastlines of South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, California to Alaska, the east coast and the gulf coast of the U.S.A., Hawaii, South America, the Mediterranean Sea, West Africa to Scandinavia, Japan and the eastern coastline of China and southern Russia. [–]Rylingo 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago* (0 children). Mobility is a good point, but I don't think you're going to block an animal with a sword. He spent months in hospital after it gored him. Animals do—they react to movement: fight or flight or curiosity. It accumulates all … On land they may only be capable of sudden bursts of speed, but in the water they can move with lightning-quick reflexes and grab then drag prey under. Now, let’s be clear. An elephant would shrug off lacerations from a longsword. [–]Brook420 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (3 children). Many animals out there still have the wild in them. FUCK that. When an animal or a person is infected with two different flu viruses, the viruses like to swap parts. So what are the top 10 animals that kill humans? There is an intermediary stage, where he speaks like a human but thinks like an animal. We … Of that number an average of five to 10 of these attacks are fatal. [–]Fr3ddyJedd7 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child). I think rhino/ hippo would be about where people start getting fucked, hard. That is way above normal human feats. These docile-looking water-going mammals are actually very vicious when provoked, marking territory or defending their young. The Viking at Stanford Bridge would like to disagree. Lions are unfathomably strong, and unless a human has a weapon and is skilled enough, lion is going to win. Lv 4. Joke posts, or posts that are primarily humurous in nature, are not allowed. The fight must be purely physical, e.g impacts/lacerations/crushing. [–]Fr3ddyJedd7 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (3 children). The biggest of them can grow up to weigh around three tons. Again, please see the suggested template above for more details. [–]cowiusgosmooius 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (2 children). Players are able to fight through arcade mode become the King of Animals! Humans are currently on top of the world’s food chain, but we should not let our dominant status lull us into a false sense of security. The species is now extinct. What "qualifies" animals as beings with rights? Depending on the terrain a human could take a lot more animals in round 2 than most people think. Sammy is a real estate tycoon but is also a fanatic of editorial production. Strongest animal a human can beat is another human. An average of five to 10 people a year are killed in encounters with bears. They have also filmed a hippo eating crocodiles killed from territorial disputes and also another one feasting on an antelope stolen away from a crocodile. There are animals that the lion doesn't go up against either. Know what, I totally forgot both parties were BL'd. Initially thought of as vegetarians, scientists were shocked to see them munch on meat when the situation was dire. I'd give one a 50-50 chance against a male Chacma baboon and even then the guy would get some really nasty bites. Hippo vs Lion. We could kill a blue whale, the largest known animal on planet earth. Threads asking how X character would do with a Y-Colored Lantern Ring are not allowed. [–]ughzubat 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (3 children). Plastic-Devouring Worms. While deer have antlers that can fatally gore a man, most deaths caused by deer are due to accidents on the highways. Statistically Cape buffalo are responsible for more human deaths in Africa than any other large animal. More Great Lists. Most humans have no chance against German Shepherds, much less killing machines such as wolves and bears. Out of the four of those, three do not exist in a capacity for a human to fight, and the fourth, if he's in a position to actually use a spear, the whale's already lost. From what I've read, it's generally accepted as a mistake that he didn't march on the city at that time and place. Currently the most dangerous species to humans is the box jellyfish of Australia, its tentacles have stingers that can pump venom into human skin, causing pain and discomfort at first. If you do not properly flair your post, or reply incorrectly to a post because you didn't know the difference between 'Battle' and 'Scan-Battle', you agree to forfeit to us your soul in perpetuity or another soul of equal or greater value. Human kicks can, will and have killed dogs. Snakes are blamed for an average of 50,000 kills a year around the world. A human could luck out against most animals. And the supply lines for attacking Rome were hard...but you don't get any honorable mentions in war. Freud himself noted that there is really ‘no such thing as a joke’: if human beings are the … Armed with a spear, I don't see any animal a human couldn't take if he was ready. If you don't mind seeing videos that are kinda sad and also brutal, look up elephant spear hunting on youtube. These beasts can grow up to terrifying lengths. Animals like lions and deers can be swallowed up easily as these are an enormous animal for an Anaconda. and join one of thousands of communities. The animals, these advocates fight for, are already living in poor conditions so it is better to improve those conditions and give the animals a better and healthy environment. Most humans have no chance against German Shepherds, much less killing machines such as wolves and bears. As to killing it after that, I'm not really sure how they'd go about killing it. Alcibiades is straight up a Game of Thrones character. Yes a single MMA fighter could. Today there are about between 1,300 to 2,000 different species of scorpions, but only 25 have a poison that is deadly to humans. Only insects can match our genocidal tendencies. So the next time you see your neighborhood douche, make sure to treat him well. No, that reason is intelligence; tools are merely a manifestation of this. Don't know about the first round but with the longsword I give it to the human 8/10 against A wolf. A human that's trained with a spear is pretty deadly. Starting with the most obvious, humans have much higher intelligence than animals and have much more advanced communications. I really don't see how you'd kill an elephant with a spear unless you hit it in the eye. Unfortunately for humans poisonous jellyfish do not invade beaches all year round, they are seasonal creatures. learned to defend himself. Every muscle on their body is wiry and dense. best answer 10 points. Mainly it shows how one person with a spear could take down an elephant. Exactly, without intelligence he would not have known that clamping down on the jugular would cause the bear to pass out and would have moved on to a different attempt probably without success, since the bear outclasses him physically. [–]BigStereotype 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children). We also now know that plenty of animals can … Human is unlikely to engage in hit-and-run tactics. Round 1. All posts must be flaired. For the sake of fairness I should add that Oyama was nearly killed in one of the bull fights. [–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (13 children). In a recent survey by the Human-Animal Bond Research Institute, 74% of pet owners said having a pet improved their mental health. Bloodlusted doesn't mean "fighting stupid" it essentially means fighting to kill, morals off. In some instances, one of the animals may be a “bait animal” used for the ostensible purpose of sport or training. It’s still a jungle out there and this has been so since time i. In fact, the strongest of human beings can lift as much as 214 kilograms over their heads, and 523 kilograms to their waste. Think: Muhammad Ali. [–]berychance -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (2 children), [–]brown_felt_hat 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child). 15 Stars From The Girls Next Door, Seattle Seahawks Won't Have Fans In Attendance For Their Next Two Home Games, What's Up With WhatsApp's Disappearing Messages, Julianne Moore's 8 Best Oscar Outfits, Ranked, Cody Calafiore Remains The Massive Betting Favorite To Win "Big Brother 22", Miami Dolphins Receive Approval To Have Full 65,000 Capacity At Hard Rock Stadium, 15 Things Narcos Got Wrong About Pablo Escobar's Life, The Boys Was Going To Be A Movie Long Before It Was Ever A TV Show, Jensen Ackles' Will Join The Boys Season 3 As Soldier Boy. While they are bred for the water, they have no problems on land and have been known to run up to 30 miles per hour pursuing enemies, even outrunning humans. In the planes episode of Planet Earth, a pride of lions hunts a solitary, sick, exhausted and dehydrated elephant. That shell is useless. The average man cannot do that. [–]After_Dark 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). He killed it with a gun afterwards, but KOing the thing WHILE MAULED AND OVER THE AGE OF 60 surely means that an average person could do it. Close. I'll go with what others have said, a bear. EDIT: Oh and how did dude get caught? Animal memes such as Power Hook Dog, Mighty Fox, Magic Squirrel and more are now become Fighters!! Distasteful posts for the sake of being "edgy". No, it's because we will throat fuck you to death with our arms. That's just the obvious stuff, too. Wild Animal Fights Caught on Video. No, this cat got caught in bed with her because an earthquake brought the walls down around them mid-coitus! 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S3) I'd give a world-class striking MMA fighter a 50-50 chance against a large male chimpanzee or female gorilla. Round 2 you've got a chance against bears and wolves simply because if they lunge at you they'll kill themselves on your sword. [–]DeathDevilize 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). Blue whales have baleen instead of teeth, and only go after small fish/krill. Thought by scientists to have evolved from sea-dwelling creatures that went on land, the scorpion has taken to land quite nicely, given that it has had millions of years to evolve and adapt. But the possibilities are slim for certain animals. What makes these things so dangerous? Most animals will keep away, humans on the other hand are the only predator that the Cape Buffalo will come across. NO chemical warfare from either side. Create a wound that will bleed and then run and hide. Put a human wrestler in a cage with a cheetah and the human will win. But just suppose that you are in a big cage with the animal. ROUND 2 - The Human is given a longsword with which he has no training but understands the basic idea of how to use. A long fight benefits us. We have to look into some facts that Anacondas mouth is not that wide and any animal with a wide area is not an easy target to swallow. Human beings, unlike other animals, are able to reflect on and make judgments about our own and others' actions, and as a result, we are able to make considered moral choices. Shit. No chance in hell. A fresh take on sports: the biggest news and most entertaining lists. Not a one of them would have liked his chances one on one with an elephant. [–]Freevoulous 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child). [–]Hymnosi 31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (9 children). Round 3 is the same as round one. They went extinct around 200 A.D.; possibly due to over harvesting for use in Venatio games (hunting/combat games in places like the Coliseum involving animals). Of course this is the dominant mentality, based on a presumed superiority of humans, so much so that the slightest harm to a human is often seen to outweigh a tremendous harm to an animal. Spider. [–]ViolentThespian 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children). This thing can knock your head clean off any day of the week, and this guy has the balls to shove his arm down its mouth and bite its jugular. “Animal fighting” is a staged fight between two or more animals, or between a human and an animal, for the purpose of human entertainment, wagering, or sport. Unsure of a good way to make your fight more interesting than just "X Character vs. Y Character"? What is the most dominant land animal in a 1v1 fight? Having managed a powerhouse content production team in the past, he launched TheRichest as a passion project. If the animal dies days later from bleeding out it's still a win if the human is alive. Except maybe some deep sea creatures. Those seeking to protect sharks from overfishing by humans still insist the chances of people getting killed by a shark are overall still less than their chances of dying in a plane crash or getting hit by lightning. Some slower animals that were once unkillable to the human are now easy prey. Yes. Using me because obviously I'm the strongest human on earth. In Africa it is estimated that some 2,900 people a year are killed by hippos. Report rule breaking and leave rule enforcement to the mods. We get the urge because our ancestors did too, even back to the earliest mammals and reptiles. [–]TSED 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child). He was smart enough to tell the Athenian fleet to move their ships further along the shore, and they told him to fuck off. There are also many stories of humans getting fucked up by bears. No me knows about how can an Anaconda eat a whole human being. If a group of unarmed humans get in a fight with a pack of wolves, it actually would be a very even fight, if the humans were experienced that is. Be nice and we'll respond in kind. You can also block much better with a longsword and of course your overall mobility is highly increased as well. If you get a good hit on an elephants leg before it gores you could kill it. I'm not even sure it's that unlikely. We're not really sure why, I've heard about a million different explanations, but he could have taken Rome and he didn't. I’m not dumb enough to think I could beat up a gorilla, or an orangutan, or even a chimpanzee. I would be more interested in finding out what the strongest animal a human could beat 5/10 times or better is. [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child). Humans are unusual animals by any stretch of the imagination. This is what happened with SARS-CoV-2, which likely originated in bats. "Human beings are a part of the animal kingdom, not apart from it. However, not all scorpion stings are a guarantee of death. [–]nox1468 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child), well, they weren't superhumans, they where just lucky. Failure to treat your fellow users with respect can lead to a warning or ban. They are faster and stronger than a human in every way. Elephant 7/10, 10/10 if it's freakin' out, [–]BigStereotype 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (6 children). A wolverine goes absolutely nuts. [–]DkS_FIJI 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children). “Animal fighting” is a staged fight between two or more animals, or between a human and an animal, for the purpose of human entertainment, wagering, or sport. Pin. I mean, a tiger or leopard could absolutely kill a spearman, but I think their odds would be decent. Also, he allegedly chopped the penises off of the stone statues of Hermes in Athens before sailing to battle in Sicily. Wow you are denusional if you think a cat can kill a human, and even a wolverine, humans bare handed have killed wolves, leopards and even bears, some even fend off tigers, and in most of theese cases they are 60 to 70 years old average people . I mean, war is awful, but history is downright fuckin' neat. [–]BigStereotype 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children). They have killed since they were babies. [–]Brook420 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child). EDIT: You know, except for the whole civil war part. The technique for beating a tiger is simple: Use your non-dominant arm as a shield, and wait for the tiger to bite it. Are you implying that beating a bear without a weapon isn't a crazy out of the ordinary occurrence? Same way you kill a horse with a spear. Maybe drowning, or hitting it in the head with a rock or something. [–]BigStereotype 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (22 children). Top 10 Crazy Epic Wild Animal Fights Caught on Film I finally launched merch! [–]BigStereotype 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children). Fists are for sparring, not killing. I know that predators usually back off and run away when the fight isn't going as they expected(in other words, the fight isn't easy) and that prey animals usually run away without even fighting. Due to their smaller size and possibly more docile nature they were able to be tamed in fairly large numbers by the Carthaginians, but the methods used have been lost to history. Usually, these animals only attack when their peace is disturbed or when they feel that you are a threat to them. The key to killing an elephant with a spear would be wounding it and then waiting for exhaustion and blood loss to take effect. They were about 8 feet tall at the shoulder; an African Bush elephant is about 13 feet tall at the shoulder. Well, Hugh Glass fought off a bear with his hands, was wounded and left for dead, then tracked through miles of dangerous terrain. 8. Apologies go a long way if you mess up. Within a minute, /u/WWWtron will have assigned you your shiny new flair. Human 6/10 vs wolf 4/10 vs bear. [–]Defengar 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children). It would be because of a firearm. [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children). Sometimes youll hear people say, “These animal rights activists are trying to put animals above humans,” but thats not true. But, it would have nothing to do with size or strength. Be nice. The majority of people can work to save other people, while the minority of people will work to save animals. They are anatomically similar enough to humans to be good martial arts targets but strong (5+X av. If we want to go off the biggest (by weight) animal a human might beat unarmed, it stops at the sub 100lb chimp. And I'm pretty sure that peace conference story is apocryphal, though it's a great story. When these animals feel that they are in danger they attack head on, using their extremely sharp horns. [–]brown_felt_hat 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children). Who is the strongest Gotham villain Sherlock Holmes aided by GCPD could takedown? I don't think ten of them would have signed up to fight one. Hippos have huge incisors that can fatally gore other animals and humans. I wouldn't like my chances if I had a 9mm. A crocodile has very few muscles to open it's mouth, and so it would only take a firm grasp to keeps its mouth shut. Then a … [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). Email. If the dog is too defensive the human can collect a stick or a rock, increasing range and damage. If the humans were armed then the humans would most likely win. A gorilla would fuck up literally any human ever. [–]BigStereotype 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child), [–]Defengar 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child), Carl Akeley killed a leopard with his bare hands: http://i5.minus.com/iw1DQnomDfSqW.jpg, [–]brown_felt_hat 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]blahlicus 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children), but i would like to point out that elephant numbers in the carthaginian military is actually really low, popular sources cites ~80 elephants, the whole elephant thing is really for intimidation purposes, which failed due to scipio's planning, i would however, like to note that the battle of zama is not as clear cut as it seems to be, scipio did not win any fair fights against hannibal, particularly, hannibal knew he would loose the battle of zama, that is why he held a peace conference (which failed) before the start of the battle, hannibal is really good with cavalry, but he loss access to a lot of his good cavalry when the sonofabitch masinissa and the numidians betrayed him, without his sharp blade, he was left with inexperienced cavalry and levied troops against numidian and roman cavalry as well as roman heavy infantry, scipio won because he had a supportive government, hannibal lost because the carthaginian government was a bag of dicks, sorry, this is my pet peeve, i will see myself out, [–]BigStereotype 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children). S2) A bull, I was going to say cheetah, but their angle of attack is lower than what an untrained swordsman would be comfortable defending against. We encourage the upvoting of all relevant content and have a wide definition of what's acceptable. Generally speaking, the animals that can provide monetary value to human beings are destined to face the most cruelty. [–]TSED 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children). Our genes still carry the genetic memory of fear of huge animals, probably left over from the times our ancestors were chased by sabre-toothed cats and wolves. Animals 10 Craziest Living Things Swallowed By Sharks Animals 10 Ridiculous Animal Hoaxes Animals 10 Killer Creatures That Are Actually Helping Heal Animals … I don't know, I think a peak human (especially in round 2 & 3) could take an elephant which would be a lot stronger physically than a Grizzly. The constant stress loads create an underlying tension and keep us feeling on-edge, ready for the next shoe to drop. Unfortunately, animal cruelty still runs rampant throughout much of the world. The Humane Society of the United States 426K subscribers Some coronaviruses that infect animals can be spread to humans and then spread between people, but this is rare. Your post will get automatically removed if it is not flaired. For more information click here. The best laboratory animal would not only get infected and get sick, but get sick in the same way that humans do, showing a similar course of disease. Stronger, faster, more agile and smart enough. It is estimated that between 660,000 to 1,000,000 people each year are killed by the diseases mosquitoes carry. Humans vs Animals. 4 years ago. And it happens all of the time in the wild. 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rights will come to have much less interest than before; and it will be seen that the differences between humans and other animals are not nearly so important, from a moral point of view, as we have usually assumed. The animal welfare view, which is distinguishable from the animal rights view, is that humans can use and exploit animals as long as the animals are treated humanely and the use is not too frivolous. No where in the OP or your comment is it specified that the animals cannot be extinct. Similar to tigers, lions use their teeth and claws to take down prey. [–]Volcanicrage 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children), Tools, intelligence, and, above all else, the ability to manipulate fire (ie the scariest thing in the world if you're an animal). [–]nox1468 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (13 children), [–]RulerofReddit 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (12 children). Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. this says what can they beat, not what can they beat consistently, [–]RulerofReddit 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]whiteflagwaiver 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). Even after the second week, he still has to learn how to eat bread, drink beer and put on clothes. To animal rights activists, the main problem with this view is that humans do not have the right to use and exploit animals, no matter how well the animals are treated. With the veneer of civility gone human jaws have become a dangerous weapon. Tweet. there is probably pebbles/sand). Others propose that animals, like humans, have a special awareness of their lives that differentiates them from the plant and mineral kingdoms. If the human could get the croc upside down in the water (and avoid the mouth) they could drown it. The penalty for breaking the rules of this sub, contributing to spam, trolling, or purposefully making things more difficult for the mods may include being banned. Slug. I have a few attacks that could bring one down but bloodlusted it is a stomp. The war's over. My man defected FOUR times in the same war, including once to escape execution for knocking up the QUEEN OF SPARTA! and feeded and hunted whatever he could find. Humans best weapon aside from their minds is their longevity (thanks bipedalism). Here’s another strange thing. There are many stories of humans withstanding terrible trauma and continuing to function. Reply. I was thinking predators, mostly. The following post types and comments have been deemed low-quality by the community and may be removed. A sperm whale would kill a blue whale though (or at least stalemate it). So if we talk about a small-sized man, Anaconda could swallow it. How else do you get a sweet Bear Rug? It’s still a jungle out there and this has been so since time immemorial. The New Mutants (movie versions) vs The Seven (The Boy tv show), The Court of Owls (dc comics) vs The Inheritors (marvel comics), The Red lotus (ATLA) vs The Furious Five (Kunfu panda), Tanjirou Kamado (Demon slayer) vs Hisoka (HunterXHunter). 1 4. nikolic. [–]Milskidasith 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child). It depends a lot on the gender, height, and weight of the both the fighter and the chimpanzee. Rendered by PID 5200 on r2-app-0eb550d0e8c436af9 at 2020-12-02 13:16:44.828386+00:00 running 31b5616 country code: GB. There's a reason Humans own the top spot on the food chain. Ilipa and Zama pretty convincingly show that Scipio was at least in the same ballpark tactically with Hannibal, and you could say he was more strategically competent. At first, the humans would be stunned by the birds’ sudden willingness to fight. [–]Defengar 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). Hannibal squandered his advantage after Cannae. Laughing. The grizzly bear attacks the main character because he’s a threat to its cubs. I explained how powerful a human punch can be. The sword makes a huge difference, Id say that with a sword, even a bengal tiger is doable 1/10, and bears 2/10. You would have a good chance of killing most animals if you got the jump on them. The North African Elephant. No try thousands. Cruelty, violence and killing for sport are not elements of the animal world – only the human one. The biggest … Look at the Battle of Zama - Scipio eschewed the traditional Roman triple line in favor of three formations with corridors in between them. B y dramatically changing the food we eat as well as the way it is grown and produced, humans can help stop the devastating impacts of climate … But there is one ape I might be able to take: the bonobo They frightened the elephants (by sneaking into the Carthaginian camp...with trumpets lol), got them running towards the line out of control and let them go on their merry way through the channels. The first reported infections were linked to a live animal market, but the virus is now spreading from person to person. Other species besides chimpanzees have shown a penchant for collaborative killing, such as lions, hyenas and wolves, but this is typically in the form of hunting, rather than raiding parties. man the punic wars were great. The politics had something to do with it, but let's not act like Scipio wasn't a wizard. I'd jump in and drown. Posted by 6 years ago. Spoilers - : [Text Text Text](#spoil "Hidden text"), Mobile-Friendly Spoilers - How to input: [Spoil](/s "text"), MegaMeta - Compilation of Approved [Meta] Posts, Character of the Week/Team of the Month Archive. EDIT: For round 2, without any particular training in the sword, I doubt it would give a huge edge to the hunter, so I don't think he'd be able to kill a stronger animal than a grizzly anyway. The thing is, they were both pretty average dudes physically. Stress hits us from all sides and affects everything we do. Remember, its not about a fight, its survival. Animals are key players in the coronavirus saga. Also, we're twisted motherfuckers. I dont think peak human makes much of a difference, since most of those kills are done by damaging the jugular, jaw or throat, not much force required. I think given the right terrain and a little outmaneuvering a human could beat just about anything with the exception of elephants and rhinos as long as they don't get caught in the open. [–]RulerofReddit 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]FitzyTitzy2 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (4 children). © 2020 reddit inc. All rights reserved. ROUND 1: A blood lusted human could reliably kill most dogs. A Human Can Beat A Horse In An Endurance Race : Shots - Health News Humans are pathetic at athletic feats compared to animals. Every year about a hundred or so people die from jellyfish stings. What happened next? REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc. π Rendered by PID 5200 on r2-app-0eb550d0e8c436af9 at 2020-12-02 13:16:44.828386+00:00 running 31b5616 country code: GB. In short, becoming human is a step-by-step process, not an either/or binary. No one expects you to be a genius when it comes to every aspect of every character. A highly common misconception in history is that a male silverback gorilla would beat any human in a fight because of their superior strength. [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child). [–]Seth_The_Wizard 44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (12 children). As with posts, the comments are not a place to promote a political or social agenda. Gorillas fur thickness > Human teeth length. Wolves aren't like dogs. SARS-CoV-2 likely originated in bats (scientists aren’t yet sure which species) and was transferred to humans by an intermediary host. Welcome to December and Happy Holidays. Yep. Cape buffalos are quite heavy, weighing in at 1.5 tons and, stand tall at 1.7 meters high and approximately 2.8 meters long. What is the strongest Animal a Human can beat? What animals can a human win in a fight to death without any weapons? Think police dog on attack mode plus. The biggest living crocodile in captivity is an 18-footer in Australia, although the biggest ever caught was a 20-foot saltwater crocodile caught in the Philippines that died last February. To us, this visual field feels pretty decent. It's not likely a human could defeat something like a polar bear but it's not impossible. The functions of this response were first described in the early 1900s. If he was well trained, maybe he could take a hippo, though spears are a more common hunting weapon. Still an extremely powerful and intimidating animal on the battlefield to be sure though. (about 6 feet tall and 70 kgs). A wolf would be a challenge too, but you said strongest not deadliest. Users may not make more than 5 Posts per day. Some people point out the fact that animals are capable of suffering. Now if a human went against a lion, that would be a completely different story. Comments consisting of a single image or gif to provoke drama or as a non-responsive reply to the thread. Posts with no details or specifications whatsoever. If there's water nearby, the croc is just going to drag him to the water and then have his merry way with him. [–]BigStereotype 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), The whole story was hilarious. Ah truth. The intensity of events can lead to serious anxiety issues and pull us away from leading a peaceful and happy life. The human visual field covers approximately 50–60 degrees horizontally and 50–70 degrees vertically. Could I kill a dog? EDIT: No man-made weapons obviously, a human can still be a selection though. Any animal CAN beat a lion, including tuna. I guess this is the answer if you interpret the question as "what is the strongest animal a human would have the possiblity of beating?" I can handle just about any animal on earth. Bears do not go out of their way to attack humans but will also not think twice about charging a human who trespasses on their territory or threatens their young. Holy. Some people simply don’t believe in animal rights, and governments have failed to produce legislation that protects all animals from human predation. Social animals such as Humans used fists because they need their social groups for livihood and safety -- they just need to establish social boundaries. Try outlining arenas, special conditions, multiple rounds and specifying the universe/version of characters if you're looking for a good discussion. Well theoretically humans can kill every animal 0.1/10 if they can use stuff that lies around, just pierce an elephant with a pointy rock and hope the wound gets infected and he succumbs to sickness. But the only land animal I can see myself losing to is a bear. [–]mx_skaminy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). Just poke it with your finger. This now includes "You vs" posts as of 29/10/2018; details on why are included in this modpost. Over exploitation of exotic wildlife is definitely not a new thing. It shows the reasons we want to protect animals. Each and every animal reacts differently to human interaction and the general rule of thumb is to be aware of the signs and be prepared at all times. You do what you can with what you've got and that's that. Humans will want to outlast or trick their opponents. Humans are severely underestimated in terms of how powerful we are unarmed. Scorpions are among the oldest creatures to ever live on earth. [–]Dorocche 79 points80 points81 points 5 years ago (6 children), [–][deleted] 76 points77 points78 points 5 years ago (0 children). The humans have size (in most cases), strength and technology on their side, but many of our most advanced weapons are either surprisingly vulnerable to bird attack (eg. With many cities in India expanding into land that used to be jungles, snakes have been forced to deal with ever-encroaching human population and activity. They then reformed into a more traditional line and slugged it out with Carthage. [–]Imperium_Dragon 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children). The constant stress loads create an underlying tension and keep us feeling on-edge, ready for the next shoe to drop. Humans have enlisted animals to help fight their wars since prehistoric times, and some of the world’s earliest historical sources tell of battles between ancient warlords in horse-drawn chariots. Bare hands? From the many species of animals, humans belong to only Homo Sapiens. But any wildlife animal’s behavior can be unpredictable. Also don't forget that the elephants Carthage used were a much smaller variety than the African Bull elephant or the Indian variety used in war. use the following search parameters to narrow your results: Find a flair you like, click it, and send the message it brings you to exactly as-is. I keep seeing bears and wolves and things like that but you guys don't seem to understand how sharp their claws and fangs get or how powerful they actually are. Every year millions of people swim in the sea, the domain of the jellyfish. A cheeta might be able to or another cat or big dog. Funny enough, humans can beat lots of things via fear and exhaustion, but of course you explicitly said physical. Human is bloodlusted. Drive the spear butt into the ground, get it to charge you, hope you hit a vital organ as the elephant drives a 10' pole into its chest cavity. - Have a nice time watching our content. Yes, spiders can be killed. A sperm whale would honestly be way more impressive. Having the high ground is a game changer. I was thinking in the sense of sneaking up on it. [–]DeathDevilize 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child). Have you seen the bullets they put in elephant guns? We lob antibiotic missiles at bacteria and toss vaccine-shaped grenades at viruses. Ant. Obviously a human can't outrun most animals but we can climb trees, jump on rocks, etc. We issue warnings if we believe the user means well but we are not obligated to do so. Fists are great weapons. What is the strongest Animal a Human can beat? Granted, there are a bunch of humans and a non bloodlusted elephant but they still do it. Round 1 may indicate a man of average proportions, but not necessarily an average man, and the question is not whether it is likely, but whether it is doable. Anything below the level of a timberwolf is killable at least 4/10, if both are bloodlusted. Then again, one can simply argue, why not? However, when they are around and in large numbers local lifeguard services usually close off beaches. human) and quick enough to not make a sure thing. Dogs aren't the only animals who suffer in fighting rings; this inhumane "entertainment" also affects roosters used for cockfighting and hogs pitted against dogs in hog-dog fighting events. So the largest animal would be a Black or Grizzly Bear. many different definitions depending on the source or the person you ask What are the differences between humans and animals? Deer that cross highways are often transfixed by vehicle headlights and freeze in place, this often leads to collisions along lonely stretches of highway in the U.S. and other parts of the world where there are deer. As to the wolf the human could probably come out on top, wolves are used to hunting in packs using teamwork. If humans deserve to be liberated, why not liberate animals? Check out our Official Submission Template for a few suggestions on how you can structure your battle with additional conditions and formatting to make it more interesting. Simple Controls & Funny Animals & Exciting Battles!!! ROUND 1 - No equipment whatsoever, though he may use objects usually found on the floor in his opponents natural habitat. ROUND 3: Even a peak humans punch pales in comparison with a gorilla. [–]brown_felt_hat 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (9 children). Share. Why stop there? I'm very certain a single human cannot kill an elephant with a melee weapon. Fight-or-flight response, response to an acute threat to survival that is marked by physical changes, including nervous and endocrine changes, that prepare a human or an animal to react or to retreat. Round 2 you've got a chance against bears and wolves simply because if they … Further, while beating a bear is super unlikely unarmed, with a bear-spear or even a sword wielded with skill, it's still unlikely but within the realm of possibility. See this post for details. Mosquitoes are present in all countries in the world, they are even known to survive in harsh environments like volcanic craters and arctic regions. A great white shark, so long as the fight is on dry land. A dog trained to fight humans (K9 german shepherd or something) you're dead if it wants you dead. Elephants devastated mass formations of spearmen (in flanking/rear actions, mostly, but the guys in the front line would have turned to fight them). A variety of colors lets them blend into their natural environment; they are able hold their breath for hours and swim silently underwater up to their unsuspecting prey. On top of the killer list is the Indian cobra. Round 1. All the while, you have been gored and trampled. [–]thereddaikon 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). This can be done by throwing a few spears at it and then tracking it. There's fear, and then there's this. Snakes are blamed for an average of 50,000 kills a year around the world. ROUND 3 - Like round 1 but with a realistic peak human. Remember, the mods are humans, and we realize you're human, too. I think a human could beat a crocodile out of water via exhaustion. I’m not dumb enough to think I could beat up a gorilla, or an orangutan, or even a chimpanzee. There's a reason a spear was the most commonly fielded weapon in history. But you gotta stare those tusks down to do that. [–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (4 children). Have you read about the Peloponnesian Wars? Around 75 people around the world are attacked by sharks each year. Scipio had tens of thousands (I want to say 50,000 but it's been a while) of men, all extremely proficient soldiers. It takes a SERIOUS punch to get through its hide. [–]derek223556 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children). The human body is capable of much more than what many people's mental fortitude allow them to endure. the human is strong and raised in jungle. But there are many reasons why human rights proponents can possibly support animal welfare. actually, the human's best bet is to aim for the mouth. Give a man a zweihander and some luck, could kill a bear, moose, buffalo. Pigs can also get infected with human flu viruses, so they make a good mixing pot for new flu. Any posts that do not promote evidence-based debate. That's really just like a giant horse. No way a human has more than a 1/100 chance against a bear, and that's being generous. 10 Animals That Can Detect What Humans Can't; 10 Animals Humans Are Driving To Extinction On Purpose; 10 Times Wild Animals Saved Humans; 10 Animals Humans Need To Survive Share. It might take days even but eventually it will bleed out. [–]blahlicus 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child), i agree that scipio is a worthy opponent for hannibal tactically, they are close enough, but i do feel that hannibal is the vastly superiour one within the same weight class, i would disagree on the notion that scipio is more strategically competent, the biggest difference between hannibal and scipio is the fact that one of them had massive support from their government whilst the other basically did not have any support, hannibal cannot conduct sieges because his country refuses to support him, sieges are expensive and takes a lot of supplies, supplies that he will have to receive from someone (*cough government), Hannibal squandered his advantage after Cannae, like i said, he lacked support from his government, his soldiers are exhausted, diminished and wounded from cannae, his supplies are low, he cannot afford a siege on rome without potentially throwing his entire army away, and its not easy to siege a city when every single male in the city served in the military at some point, [–]BigStereotype 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). No poison/venom and no use of infectious bacteria etc. Admit when you don't know. Forget the cuddly teddy bears you used to have as a child, real bears are huge hulks of muscle, teeth and claws. Overly broad, vague or opinion-reliant posts. The species of shark held responsible for most attacks is the Great White Shark which ranges in habitat from the coastlines of South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, California to Alaska, the east coast and the gulf coast of the U.S.A., Hawaii, South America, the Mediterranean Sea, West Africa to Scandinavia, Japan and the eastern coastline of China and southern Russia. [–]Rylingo 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago* (0 children). Mobility is a good point, but I don't think you're going to block an animal with a sword. He spent months in hospital after it gored him. Animals do—they react to movement: fight or flight or curiosity. It accumulates all … On land they may only be capable of sudden bursts of speed, but in the water they can move with lightning-quick reflexes and grab then drag prey under. Now, let’s be clear. An elephant would shrug off lacerations from a longsword. [–]Brook420 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (3 children). Many animals out there still have the wild in them. FUCK that. When an animal or a person is infected with two different flu viruses, the viruses like to swap parts. So what are the top 10 animals that kill humans? There is an intermediary stage, where he speaks like a human but thinks like an animal. We … Of that number an average of five to 10 of these attacks are fatal. [–]Fr3ddyJedd7 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child). I think rhino/ hippo would be about where people start getting fucked, hard. That is way above normal human feats. These docile-looking water-going mammals are actually very vicious when provoked, marking territory or defending their young. The Viking at Stanford Bridge would like to disagree. Lions are unfathomably strong, and unless a human has a weapon and is skilled enough, lion is going to win. Lv 4. Joke posts, or posts that are primarily humurous in nature, are not allowed. The fight must be purely physical, e.g impacts/lacerations/crushing. [–]Fr3ddyJedd7 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (3 children). The biggest of them can grow up to weigh around three tons. Again, please see the suggested template above for more details. [–]cowiusgosmooius 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (2 children). Players are able to fight through arcade mode become the King of Animals! Humans are currently on top of the world’s food chain, but we should not let our dominant status lull us into a false sense of security. The species is now extinct. What "qualifies" animals as beings with rights? Depending on the terrain a human could take a lot more animals in round 2 than most people think. Sammy is a real estate tycoon but is also a fanatic of editorial production. Strongest animal a human can beat is another human. An average of five to 10 people a year are killed in encounters with bears. They have also filmed a hippo eating crocodiles killed from territorial disputes and also another one feasting on an antelope stolen away from a crocodile. There are animals that the lion doesn't go up against either. Know what, I totally forgot both parties were BL'd. Initially thought of as vegetarians, scientists were shocked to see them munch on meat when the situation was dire. I'd give one a 50-50 chance against a male Chacma baboon and even then the guy would get some really nasty bites. Hippo vs Lion. We could kill a blue whale, the largest known animal on planet earth. Threads asking how X character would do with a Y-Colored Lantern Ring are not allowed. [–]ughzubat 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (3 children). Plastic-Devouring Worms. While deer have antlers that can fatally gore a man, most deaths caused by deer are due to accidents on the highways. Statistically Cape buffalo are responsible for more human deaths in Africa than any other large animal. More Great Lists. Most humans have no chance against German Shepherds, much less killing machines such as wolves and bears. Out of the four of those, three do not exist in a capacity for a human to fight, and the fourth, if he's in a position to actually use a spear, the whale's already lost. From what I've read, it's generally accepted as a mistake that he didn't march on the city at that time and place. Currently the most dangerous species to humans is the box jellyfish of Australia, its tentacles have stingers that can pump venom into human skin, causing pain and discomfort at first. If you do not properly flair your post, or reply incorrectly to a post because you didn't know the difference between 'Battle' and 'Scan-Battle', you agree to forfeit to us your soul in perpetuity or another soul of equal or greater value. Human kicks can, will and have killed dogs. Snakes are blamed for an average of 50,000 kills a year around the world. A human could luck out against most animals. And the supply lines for attacking Rome were hard...but you don't get any honorable mentions in war. Freud himself noted that there is really ‘no such thing as a joke’: if human beings are the … Armed with a spear, I don't see any animal a human couldn't take if he was ready. If you don't mind seeing videos that are kinda sad and also brutal, look up elephant spear hunting on youtube. These beasts can grow up to terrifying lengths. Animals like lions and deers can be swallowed up easily as these are an enormous animal for an Anaconda. and join one of thousands of communities. The animals, these advocates fight for, are already living in poor conditions so it is better to improve those conditions and give the animals a better and healthy environment. Most humans have no chance against German Shepherds, much less killing machines such as wolves and bears. As to killing it after that, I'm not really sure how they'd go about killing it. Alcibiades is straight up a Game of Thrones character. Yes a single MMA fighter could. Today there are about between 1,300 to 2,000 different species of scorpions, but only 25 have a poison that is deadly to humans. Only insects can match our genocidal tendencies. So the next time you see your neighborhood douche, make sure to treat him well. No, that reason is intelligence; tools are merely a manifestation of this. Don't know about the first round but with the longsword I give it to the human 8/10 against A wolf. A human that's trained with a spear is pretty deadly. Starting with the most obvious, humans have much higher intelligence than animals and have much more advanced communications. I really don't see how you'd kill an elephant with a spear unless you hit it in the eye. Unfortunately for humans poisonous jellyfish do not invade beaches all year round, they are seasonal creatures. learned to defend himself. Every muscle on their body is wiry and dense. best answer 10 points. Mainly it shows how one person with a spear could take down an elephant. Exactly, without intelligence he would not have known that clamping down on the jugular would cause the bear to pass out and would have moved on to a different attempt probably without success, since the bear outclasses him physically. [–]BigStereotype 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children). We also now know that plenty of animals can … Human is unlikely to engage in hit-and-run tactics. Round 1. All posts must be flaired. For the sake of fairness I should add that Oyama was nearly killed in one of the bull fights. [–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (13 children). In a recent survey by the Human-Animal Bond Research Institute, 74% of pet owners said having a pet improved their mental health. Bloodlusted doesn't mean "fighting stupid" it essentially means fighting to kill, morals off. In some instances, one of the animals may be a “bait animal” used for the ostensible purpose of sport or training. It’s still a jungle out there and this has been so since time i. In fact, the strongest of human beings can lift as much as 214 kilograms over their heads, and 523 kilograms to their waste. Think: Muhammad Ali. 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The average man cannot do that. [–]After_Dark 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). He killed it with a gun afterwards, but KOing the thing WHILE MAULED AND OVER THE AGE OF 60 surely means that an average person could do it. Close. I'll go with what others have said, a bear. EDIT: Oh and how did dude get caught? Animal memes such as Power Hook Dog, Mighty Fox, Magic Squirrel and more are now become Fighters!! Distasteful posts for the sake of being "edgy". No, it's because we will throat fuck you to death with our arms. That's just the obvious stuff, too. Wild Animal Fights Caught on Video. No, this cat got caught in bed with her because an earthquake brought the walls down around them mid-coitus! 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S3) I'd give a world-class striking MMA fighter a 50-50 chance against a large male chimpanzee or female gorilla. Round 2 you've got a chance against bears and wolves simply because if they lunge at you they'll kill themselves on your sword. [–]DeathDevilize 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). Blue whales have baleen instead of teeth, and only go after small fish/krill. Thought by scientists to have evolved from sea-dwelling creatures that went on land, the scorpion has taken to land quite nicely, given that it has had millions of years to evolve and adapt. But the possibilities are slim for certain animals. What makes these things so dangerous? Most animals will keep away, humans on the other hand are the only predator that the Cape Buffalo will come across. NO chemical warfare from either side. Create a wound that will bleed and then run and hide. Put a human wrestler in a cage with a cheetah and the human will win. But just suppose that you are in a big cage with the animal. ROUND 2 - The Human is given a longsword with which he has no training but understands the basic idea of how to use. A long fight benefits us. We have to look into some facts that Anacondas mouth is not that wide and any animal with a wide area is not an easy target to swallow. Human beings, unlike other animals, are able to reflect on and make judgments about our own and others' actions, and as a result, we are able to make considered moral choices. Shit. No chance in hell. A fresh take on sports: the biggest news and most entertaining lists. Not a one of them would have liked his chances one on one with an elephant. [–]Freevoulous 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child). [–]Hymnosi 31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (9 children). Round 3 is the same as round one. They went extinct around 200 A.D.; possibly due to over harvesting for use in Venatio games (hunting/combat games in places like the Coliseum involving animals). Of course this is the dominant mentality, based on a presumed superiority of humans, so much so that the slightest harm to a human is often seen to outweigh a tremendous harm to an animal. Spider. [–]ViolentThespian 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children). This thing can knock your head clean off any day of the week, and this guy has the balls to shove his arm down its mouth and bite its jugular. “Animal fighting” is a staged fight between two or more animals, or between a human and an animal, for the purpose of human entertainment, wagering, or sport. Unsure of a good way to make your fight more interesting than just "X Character vs. Y Character"? What is the most dominant land animal in a 1v1 fight? Having managed a powerhouse content production team in the past, he launched TheRichest as a passion project. If the animal dies days later from bleeding out it's still a win if the human is alive. Except maybe some deep sea creatures. Those seeking to protect sharks from overfishing by humans still insist the chances of people getting killed by a shark are overall still less than their chances of dying in a plane crash or getting hit by lightning. Some slower animals that were once unkillable to the human are now easy prey. Yes. Using me because obviously I'm the strongest human on earth. In Africa it is estimated that some 2,900 people a year are killed by hippos. Report rule breaking and leave rule enforcement to the mods. We get the urge because our ancestors did too, even back to the earliest mammals and reptiles. [–]TSED 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child). He was smart enough to tell the Athenian fleet to move their ships further along the shore, and they told him to fuck off. There are also many stories of humans getting fucked up by bears. No me knows about how can an Anaconda eat a whole human being. If a group of unarmed humans get in a fight with a pack of wolves, it actually would be a very even fight, if the humans were experienced that is. Be nice and we'll respond in kind. You can also block much better with a longsword and of course your overall mobility is highly increased as well. If you get a good hit on an elephants leg before it gores you could kill it. I'm not even sure it's that unlikely. We're not really sure why, I've heard about a million different explanations, but he could have taken Rome and he didn't. I’m not dumb enough to think I could beat up a gorilla, or an orangutan, or even a chimpanzee. I would be more interested in finding out what the strongest animal a human could beat 5/10 times or better is. [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child). Humans are unusual animals by any stretch of the imagination. This is what happened with SARS-CoV-2, which likely originated in bats. "Human beings are a part of the animal kingdom, not apart from it. However, not all scorpion stings are a guarantee of death. [–]nox1468 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child), well, they weren't superhumans, they where just lucky. Failure to treat your fellow users with respect can lead to a warning or ban. They are faster and stronger than a human in every way. Elephant 7/10, 10/10 if it's freakin' out, [–]BigStereotype 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (6 children). A wolverine goes absolutely nuts. [–]DkS_FIJI 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children). “Animal fighting” is a staged fight between two or more animals, or between a human and an animal, for the purpose of human entertainment, wagering, or sport. Pin. I mean, a tiger or leopard could absolutely kill a spearman, but I think their odds would be decent. Also, he allegedly chopped the penises off of the stone statues of Hermes in Athens before sailing to battle in Sicily. Wow you are denusional if you think a cat can kill a human, and even a wolverine, humans bare handed have killed wolves, leopards and even bears, some even fend off tigers, and in most of theese cases they are 60 to 70 years old average people . I mean, war is awful, but history is downright fuckin' neat. [–]BigStereotype 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children). They have killed since they were babies. [–]Brook420 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child). EDIT: You know, except for the whole civil war part. The technique for beating a tiger is simple: Use your non-dominant arm as a shield, and wait for the tiger to bite it. Are you implying that beating a bear without a weapon isn't a crazy out of the ordinary occurrence? Same way you kill a horse with a spear. Maybe drowning, or hitting it in the head with a rock or something. [–]BigStereotype 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (22 children). Top 10 Crazy Epic Wild Animal Fights Caught on Film I finally launched merch! [–]BigStereotype 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children). Fists are for sparring, not killing. I know that predators usually back off and run away when the fight isn't going as they expected(in other words, the fight isn't easy) and that prey animals usually run away without even fighting. Due to their smaller size and possibly more docile nature they were able to be tamed in fairly large numbers by the Carthaginians, but the methods used have been lost to history. Usually, these animals only attack when their peace is disturbed or when they feel that you are a threat to them. The key to killing an elephant with a spear would be wounding it and then waiting for exhaustion and blood loss to take effect. They were about 8 feet tall at the shoulder; an African Bush elephant is about 13 feet tall at the shoulder. Well, Hugh Glass fought off a bear with his hands, was wounded and left for dead, then tracked through miles of dangerous terrain. 8. Apologies go a long way if you mess up. Within a minute, /u/WWWtron will have assigned you your shiny new flair. Human 6/10 vs wolf 4/10 vs bear. [–]Defengar 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children). It would be because of a firearm. [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children). Sometimes youll hear people say, “These animal rights activists are trying to put animals above humans,” but thats not true. But, it would have nothing to do with size or strength. Be nice. The majority of people can work to save other people, while the minority of people will work to save animals. They are anatomically similar enough to humans to be good martial arts targets but strong (5+X av. If we want to go off the biggest (by weight) animal a human might beat unarmed, it stops at the sub 100lb chimp. And I'm pretty sure that peace conference story is apocryphal, though it's a great story. When these animals feel that they are in danger they attack head on, using their extremely sharp horns. [–]brown_felt_hat 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children). Who is the strongest Gotham villain Sherlock Holmes aided by GCPD could takedown? I don't think ten of them would have signed up to fight one. Hippos have huge incisors that can fatally gore other animals and humans. I wouldn't like my chances if I had a 9mm. A crocodile has very few muscles to open it's mouth, and so it would only take a firm grasp to keeps its mouth shut. Then a … [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). Email. If the dog is too defensive the human can collect a stick or a rock, increasing range and damage. If the humans were armed then the humans would most likely win. A gorilla would fuck up literally any human ever. [–]BigStereotype 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child), [–]Defengar 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child), Carl Akeley killed a leopard with his bare hands: http://i5.minus.com/iw1DQnomDfSqW.jpg, [–]brown_felt_hat 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]blahlicus 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children), but i would like to point out that elephant numbers in the carthaginian military is actually really low, popular sources cites ~80 elephants, the whole elephant thing is really for intimidation purposes, which failed due to scipio's planning, i would however, like to note that the battle of zama is not as clear cut as it seems to be, scipio did not win any fair fights against hannibal, particularly, hannibal knew he would loose the battle of zama, that is why he held a peace conference (which failed) before the start of the battle, hannibal is really good with cavalry, but he loss access to a lot of his good cavalry when the sonofabitch masinissa and the numidians betrayed him, without his sharp blade, he was left with inexperienced cavalry and levied troops against numidian and roman cavalry as well as roman heavy infantry, scipio won because he had a supportive government, hannibal lost because the carthaginian government was a bag of dicks, sorry, this is my pet peeve, i will see myself out, [–]BigStereotype 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children). S2) A bull, I was going to say cheetah, but their angle of attack is lower than what an untrained swordsman would be comfortable defending against. We encourage the upvoting of all relevant content and have a wide definition of what's acceptable. Generally speaking, the animals that can provide monetary value to human beings are destined to face the most cruelty. [–]TSED 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children). Our genes still carry the genetic memory of fear of huge animals, probably left over from the times our ancestors were chased by sabre-toothed cats and wolves. Animals 10 Craziest Living Things Swallowed By Sharks Animals 10 Ridiculous Animal Hoaxes Animals 10 Killer Creatures That Are Actually Helping Heal Animals … I don't know, I think a peak human (especially in round 2 & 3) could take an elephant which would be a lot stronger physically than a Grizzly. The constant stress loads create an underlying tension and keep us feeling on-edge, ready for the next shoe to drop. Unfortunately, animal cruelty still runs rampant throughout much of the world. The Humane Society of the United States 426K subscribers Some coronaviruses that infect animals can be spread to humans and then spread between people, but this is rare. Your post will get automatically removed if it is not flaired. For more information click here. The best laboratory animal would not only get infected and get sick, but get sick in the same way that humans do, showing a similar course of disease. Stronger, faster, more agile and smart enough. It is estimated that between 660,000 to 1,000,000 people each year are killed by the diseases mosquitoes carry. Humans vs Animals. 4 years ago. And it happens all of the time in the wild. 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